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Apple addict?

January 15th, 2008

I used to say OSX was wonderful.

Then I told everybody how much I love my MacBook.

I have to say I can’t live without my iPhone.

And now, I can’t wait for a MacBook Air.

I hope people don’t think I became just another Apple addict…

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If your projet failed, blame Microsoft

January 14th, 2008

If your project failed, blame Microsoft because you lost so much time fighting with MS Project, …

If your project failed, blame Microsoft because developers couldn’t understand those specifications written with MS Word, …

If your project failed, blame Microsoft because the architecture looked better on MS Powerpoint than in real life, …

If your project failed, blame Microsoft because sending one hundred emails with Outlook was less effective than a face to face conversation, …

If your project failed, blame Microsoft because the users eventually prefer MS Excel to your fresh new web application, …

Now you know why you blame Microsoft and now you know why your project failed.

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Offshore Project’s schedule

January 9th, 2008

Sounds familiar anyone ?

:-)

 oh, next week!

Source : http://www.doubtsourcing.com/

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